Did you know that I recap Bachelor episodes? I do. Did you also know that sometimes I get in my car to do reporting? I do. A couple of weeks ago, I drove to Plano and visited the opening of a Freed’s furniture, where you can afford your dreams. Why? Because Dallas-based Bachelor was making an appearance. Why? Good question. Sean no longer identifies as an “insurance agent.” He now goes by “furniture maker” and sells things on a site called The Factory Girl. Apparently, there is talk of bringing his—how do I describe? colorful? splatter paint-y? unusual?—talents to a line at Freed’s. Not really related: I would just like to point out that, according to this, Beaumont, Texas, is the saddest city. I think this might explain a lot about me.