We are shipping the last magazine of the year. I am very busy trying to find out Adrienne Maloof’s secret, which Bravo bleeped out of last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Also, I am very tired from running (poorly) 26.2 miles. However, I am not too busy to direct you to my friend Jim Williamson’s blog post about filming—but not appearing on—the Dallas episode of Million Dollar Decorators. He doesn’t give up a ton of dirt, but for the record, he is open to making more special guest star turns.