It’s Monday, and, thanks to delays, I got home super late last night from Denver. So I’m not at my sharpest–although you already know that after reading my headline. But let’s move on, shall we? Tonight, we have another episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (for incredible recaps, go here right this very second) followed by Most Eligible Dallas (go here for my somewhat less incredible recaps). In honor—or maybe in sadness—of that bouquet of television goodness, let’s chat about beer. More specifically, 1001 Beers You Must Taste Before You Die ($36.95 at Nest), a guide to the world’s best beers. After you educate yourself, you can sample all 1001 in your stemmed beer glasses that boast tilted rims and hourglass profiles that separate liquid from foam ($125 for two, also at Nest). Happy Monday!